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Max Black: Welcome to
Williamsburg Diner.

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My name is Max because that
my mom's hospital,

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Forbidden calling me Oops.

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[laughter]

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Guest: Uh, I haven't been for a long time
here.

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Is there anything new?

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Max Black: Something new...
Well, let's see.

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Facebook went public
Edward Snowden became evil.

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Kim and Kanye have a baby
so another Kardashian,

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which you should avoid.

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[laughter]

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Miley Cyrus is out
Gay marriage in

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and a teacher is out,

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because she is a student
let in.

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[laughter]

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Justin Bieber committed
Hit and run, Chris Brown
committed a hit-and-run.

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Only Rihanna doesn't want to escape.

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[laughter]

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Thanks to Oprah - Lindsey has two
million dollars,

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thanks to cunnilingus Michael has
Douglas throat cancer -

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and thanks to Michael Douglas
the boys have another one
excuse,

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not to do that anymore.

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[laughter]

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Egypt is crazy, Amanda
Byrnes is crazier -

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and the NSA controls ours
telephones,

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like a crazy ex-girlfriend.

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[laughter]

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Oh and Texas hates women,
Florida hates black people

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and everyone hates everyone.

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With the exception of Angelina Jolie
- which is just great.

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[laughter]

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Guest: I meant those
Menu.

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[laughter]

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Do you have any new dishes?

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Max Black: I don't have any
Hunch. Wait a minute.

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Hey, Caroline.

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Is there anything new that I
should know?

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Caroline Channing: Just did
Baby George the Queen
smiled at.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: I meant in the diner.

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Caroline Channing: Oh, right.

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I think the forks will
now washed.

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I'll ask Oleg.

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[music]

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Caroline Channing: You see,
Max.

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Moved briefly -

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and it's made of polyester
and unfortunate -

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admirable.

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And impressive.

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Like Superman.

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Max Black: Superman had ne
Telephone booth to change clothes.

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And no toilet in which there is

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If you want fun, call Max.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: If you...
have problem with it,

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Then why are you writing it down?

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[Laughter]

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Max Black: I hadn't
enough eyeliner,

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to write: "do you want
maybe fun,

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call Caroline.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Here.

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You see, Earl.

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We're wearing ours again
Max's Homemade Cupcakes Shirt
.

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Do you see the logo?

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Earl: Well, to be honest,

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I avoid looking at that
hilly terrain of the ladies.

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Otherwise there will only be one more
Uprising.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: Oh, Earl. You are
one in a million.

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Literally.

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Because 999,999 -

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Men have never been with me
looked somewhere else.

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[laughter]

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Han Lee: I have to go quickly
home

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I'm watching Dharma and Greg right now
on the Internet.

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[laughter]

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Oh, I missed so much,
because I am in Korea
grew up.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: For example, that one
Puberty.

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Han Lee: Max, in my country
I have average ones
size.

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Caroline Channing: And I am
still rich -

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and my health care
does not consist of...

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Vitamin tablets for children.

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So...

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Who wants to go to the back room
-

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and see how sensational
our brand new -

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Cupcake shop is?

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Max Black: A little less
Enthusiasm, Heidi Klum.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: You did
Right.

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We don't make a fuss about them
Opening.

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Last time we have it
exaggerated.

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And then we had a little
Bad luck.

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Han Lee: Ha, talk about that too
bad luck,

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when people at one
Get killed in a nuclear explosion?

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[laughter]

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Earl: Ladies, I am
incredibly proud of you.

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Just get back on that
horse.

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As nobody my first
bought a jazz record

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I have a lot of alcohol
Drugs and easy girls
consumed.

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It's nice how some things change
Turned out to be correct in retrospect.

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[laughter]

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Han Lee: But why are you opening
your cupcake business now?

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It's two o'clock in the morning.

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Caroline Channing: We're opening
from two to four.

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Our target group is that
After bar clientele.

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Max Black: Drunks
Williamsburg guys.

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This is my
Favorite target group

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and now also the target group
of the new store.

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Funny how some things change
just pay.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: We have
none

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great expectations because of the
Opening.

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It's a soft opening.

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Han Lee: What is it?
Difference between one
Soft opening -

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and a hard one?

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Oleg: I could show him.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: Thanks, but not
necessary.

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Oleg: Honestly, it won't take
just a minute.

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Caroline Channing: That's me
Sure, Oleg.

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Oleg: To be precise,

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I would be ready.

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[laughter]

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[music]

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Caroline Channing: Be
excited,

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space is absolute
Ultra awesome.

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Max Black: Heidi Klum...

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Caroline Channing: The room is
not bad.

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[laughter]

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You first need the eyes
close.

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I want it to blow her mind.

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Max Black: Yes, and I want them
push.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: That's just
a joke.

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Han Lee: No, it's not.

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Max Black: Yeah, it's not.

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Caroline Channing: Me
promise she won't
push.

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So, close your eyes.

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What?

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Han Lee: I thought, now skin
she me.

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She didn't want that.

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Max Black: Yes, I wanted to.

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Han Lee: Stop closing your eyes
and shoving nonsense.

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Show me the stinky smelly room.

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Caroline Channing: I'll do it
Light off.

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For a dramatic effect.

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[Screams]

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Max Black: What?

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I didn't do anything to him.

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Oleg: That was me.

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[laughter]

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Now he knows what's "hard"
means.

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[laughter]

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Han Lee: I can't
believe what I see.

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Max Black: I thought the same thing
when we met.

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Caroline Channing:
original color, original flow,

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Original everything.

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How do you like it Oleg?

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Oleg: Nice.

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Max Black: Nice?

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Everything you say is "nice"?

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That was a
Mega adventure playground

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for rats.

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They stood in line,
to bite us.

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Caroline, show him these
Bite marks.

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Caroline Channing: No, dear
not.

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Max Black: Nice...

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It smelled like that here
Place where even shit
died.

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Or death in its heaps
makes.

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Caroline Channing: It is
Madness.

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We have the greatest,
coolest,

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fanciest cupcake shop and me
love him.

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Stay calm, it's a
Soft opening.

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Han, it was all possible

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because you gave us the room for free
have given.

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Han Lee: For free?

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Help me along.

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When should I have said
for free?

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Caroline Channing: On, 27. At
4:15 p.m. -

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did you say:

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üllkippe interested
not me,

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As far as I'm concerned, she's burning out.

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You can have them for anything else."

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Han Lee: I knew it would be mine
to doom,

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that I know your language so well
can.

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[laughter]

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[knock]

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Caroline Channing: There is
not,

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our first customer.

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That's a good omen.

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Time to open.

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[Blows]

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Sophie Kachinsky: Hello girls.

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I'm blowing this party horn
you.

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Caroline Channing: Thank you,
Sophia.

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There's no party this time.

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It's a soft opening.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Oh, I love
a soft opening.

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[Blows]

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Oleg: Hello Sophie.

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Susie: Oh, hello Oleg.

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Caroline Channing: Sorry
the unpleasant encounter.

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If we had known that you
come,

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we wouldn't have Oleg
invited.

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Max Black: Yes, I was there

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when you broke up.

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And still suffer from PTSD.

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Post-traumatic Sophie drama.

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Sophie Kachinsky: It wasn't
Drama.

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And the price for the best
Drama goes...

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not to us, right, Oleg?

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Oleg: Yes, we are now
Friends.

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It's like that,

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I cheated on her.

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So she has the windows of
smashed my car.

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And my apartment windows.

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Sophie Kachinsky: And those
stereo system,

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and the television.

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Oleg: And the TV from
my brother.

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And your daughter's PC.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Yes.

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That was a surprise.

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She shouldn't actually
be home.

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Oleg: None of this matters
role more.

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Good night, girlfriend.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Good night,
friend.

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Oh, and Oleg.

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[Blows]

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Oleg: Wow.

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That's a lucky bugle.

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Sophie Kaczynski: Oh, see
Yes, customers come.

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Hey, you sweet guys.

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Come here, there's something here
snack.

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The ladies have one
Soft opening.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: That way
wanted

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I don't actually do it,

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but well, why not.

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Well, here we are.

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Roland Glass: Hello, hello.

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What do we have here?

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Caroline Channing: Welcome
at Max's homemade cupcakes.

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Customer 2: In England we call
they fairy cakes.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Fairy cakes.

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Damn crap,

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why are these hot guys?
always gay.

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Roland Glass: You know what,
Sweetheart.

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Just give us all.

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Caroline Channing: Oh, my
God!

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A black American Express.

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I completely forgot

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how good black plastic is
feels.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: I have something too
made of black plastic,

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what feels good.

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Sorry, that's ours
first night.

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Bar only today.

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Caroline Channing: Wow, that guy
is really high.

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Where's that on it?

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00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:46,733
Max Black: Hopefully later
on me.

263
00:08:48,133 --> 00:08:49,867
I have no idea, but I am
jealous.

264
00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:55,100
And now I'm right
jealous.

265
00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:57,500
Customer 2: Oh, I'm sure
he's fine.

266
00:08:57,533 --> 00:08:59,000
Max Black: Oh, he's fine
excellent.

267
00:08:59,033 --> 00:09:00,900
I guess this will be mine
next friend.

268
00:09:01,733 --> 00:09:05,100
Customer 2: Hey, buddy, wake up.
He's not breathing.

269
00:09:05,367 --> 00:09:07,267
I can't wake him up. Reputation
an emergency doctor.

270
00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:08,733
Call an emergency doctor.

271
00:09:08,767 --> 00:09:09,567
Max Black: Guys,

272
00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,567
Now get moving, everyone
off.

273
00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,867
I had one summer
a holiday job as a paramedic...

274
00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:17,100
in a crack den.

275
00:09:17,133 --> 00:09:18,567
He'll come back soon.

276
00:09:19,467 --> 00:09:20,467
Customer two: He's dead.

277
00:09:20,967 --> 00:09:22,033
Max Black: I guess I was lying there
wrong.

278
00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,033
Caroline Channing: Max!

279
00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,400
The guy yesterday before
died in our shop,

280
00:09:29,433 --> 00:09:30,567
was a rock star!

281
00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,400
His last date was Kate Moss.

282
00:09:32,667 --> 00:09:33,700
Max Black: No offense,

283
00:09:33,733 --> 00:09:35,800
but dating Kate Moss is a type
law in England.

284
00:09:35,833 --> 00:09:37,267
[laughter]

285
00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:39,400
Everyone has to do it if he
turns twenty-one.

286
00:09:39,433 --> 00:09:40,633
[laughter]

287
00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,500
Caroline Channing: His name
was Roland Glass and he had

288
00:09:42,533 --> 00:09:43,867
two gold records.

289
00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:45,633
I can't believe I don't have him
have known.

290
00:09:45,667 --> 00:09:46,867
Max Black: It's not.

291
00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:49,200
Your favorite music is that
Dirty Dancing soundtrack.

292
00:09:49,233 --> 00:09:50,900
[laughter]

293
00:09:50,933 --> 00:09:52,767
Caroline Channing: Yesterday
a rock star and today

294
00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:53,700
he is dead.

295
00:09:53,733 --> 00:09:54,733
Max Black: You never know.

296
00:09:55,133 --> 00:09:56,567
That's why I made us breakfast
ordered.

297
00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:58,200
From the chic café on the
corner.

298
00:09:58,700 --> 00:10:00,500
Caroline Channing: You mean
the Magna-Cum-Latte?

299
00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:01,767
[laughter]

300
00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:02,767
Max Black: Every time

301
00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:04,167
when I walk past it I think
I two things.

302
00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,000
First: I wish I had
a weapon.

303
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:10,333
And secondly: leave it at some point
I get breakfast from them
deliver.

304
00:10:10,367 --> 00:10:12,700
With one of her damn
delicious croissants.

305
00:10:12,733 --> 00:10:13,700
Who knows

306
00:10:13,733 --> 00:10:14,533
maybe I'll take it tonight
too much heroin

307
00:10:14,567 --> 00:10:16,100
and die an unexpected one
Death.

308
00:10:16,467 --> 00:10:18,667
At least I would have something
die that my mom loved
has.

309
00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:20,267
Caroline Channing: You did
right,

310
00:10:20,533 --> 00:10:21,900
you only live once.

311
00:10:21,933 --> 00:10:22,567
YOLO.

312
00:10:23,533 --> 00:10:24,533
Max Black: And you just live
for so long,

313
00:10:24,567 --> 00:10:26,100
Until the next time you YOLO
say.

314
00:10:26,133 --> 00:10:27,133
[laughter]

315
00:10:27,167 --> 00:10:30,867
[music]

316
00:10:30,900 --> 00:10:31,600
[SMS ringtone]

317
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:33,467
Caroline Channing: Oh, no.

318
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,767
More bad news.

319
00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,800
According to my Google alert for
Max's Homemade Cupcakes...

320
00:10:36,833 --> 00:10:38,967
Max Black: You have one
Google alert for our store?

321
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,300
I just have a Google alert
for Oprah draws blank.

322
00:10:42,533 --> 00:10:44,067
I doubt that
happens,

323
00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:45,000
but if so,

324
00:10:45,033 --> 00:10:46,500
I would be the first to do it
would experience.

325
00:10:46,533 --> 00:10:47,467
[laughter]

326
00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:48,867
Caroline Channing: Here, see
you this.

327
00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:51,000
It says that Roland Glass
directly in front of our shop
died.

328
00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:52,833
And now my phone is dead.

329
00:10:52,867 --> 00:10:53,867
This is an epidemic.

330
00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:55,733
[laughter]

331
00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:58,000
Oleg, what are you doing?
the thing in here.

332
00:10:58,033 --> 00:10:59,333
You said it was hanging.

333
00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:01,433
Oleg: He's just very attached to me
rare.

334
00:11:02,733 --> 00:11:04,067
And the arrow hangs too,

335
00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:06,600
because of the huge crowd,
who is standing in front of the window.

336
00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:07,433
Caroline Channing: One
Crowd?

337
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:08,467
Outside our window.

338
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:11,300
Customer: Dude.

339
00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:13,100
This is my buddy Roland
died?

340
00:11:13,133 --> 00:11:14,000
[laughter]

341
00:11:14,033 --> 00:11:15,500
Max Black: Yeah, right down there.

342
00:11:15,533 --> 00:11:17,100
Woman: Then I will
put here.

343
00:11:17,133 --> 00:11:18,567
The Paddington Bear.

344
00:11:18,933 --> 00:11:22,400
This is from his last one
Concert. Just like that thing.

345
00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:27,333
Customer: And how was it?
Did he just fall over?

346
00:11:27,567 --> 00:11:29,567
Max Black: He still has
smiled, then he is here
opened and

347
00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:30,433
then fell over.

348
00:11:30,467 --> 00:11:31,633
Customer: He smiled?

349
00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:32,933
Age.

350
00:11:32,967 --> 00:11:34,367
[laughter]

351
00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:35,967
Caroline Channing: Max, come
you just?

352
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,033
Max Black: Don't be like that
sad.

353
00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:38,000
By the way, great hat.

354
00:11:38,033 --> 00:11:39,933
Woman: Thanks, I've got it
the garbage.

355
00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:42,133
Caroline Channing: Max!

356
00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:44,167
What are you doing? Stop it
Tell the details of the accident.

357
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,567
We should move on from this
distance from the entire event.

358
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,900
That means bad luck for
our store.

359
00:11:48,933 --> 00:11:49,833
Customer: Guys.

360
00:11:49,867 --> 00:11:52,033
I would like three dozen
Cupcakes.

361
00:11:52,067 --> 00:11:53,233
Caroline Channing: Or it
means success.

362
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,000
Customer: I have enough friends.

363
00:11:56,033 --> 00:11:58,300
They all come to
Midnight wake.

364
00:11:58,333 --> 00:11:59,933
Woman: How much are yours?
Cupcakes?

365
00:12:00,267 --> 00:12:01,333
Max Black: Seven dollars.

366
00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:03,100
Customer: Pretty expensive.

367
00:12:03,133 --> 00:12:04,033
Max Black: Dude.

368
00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:05,967
Roland would definitely have it that way
wanted.

369
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,567
[Laughter]

370
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,633
[music]

371
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:17,567
[Play "Knocking on Heaven's
door"]

372
00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:18,733
Caroline Channing: He hit
here first,

373
00:12:18,767 --> 00:12:19,867
before he fell.

374
00:12:20,933 --> 00:12:22,867
And while he fell, he
looked at me

375
00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:24,067
and smiled at me.

376
00:12:24,467 --> 00:12:27,200
Content and... peaceful.

377
00:12:27,933 --> 00:12:29,100
That's seven dollars.

378
00:12:29,133 --> 00:12:30,133
Only in cash.

379
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,700
Girl: You can
Change fifties?

380
00:12:32,967 --> 00:12:33,967
Caroline Channing: Max.

381
00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:36,100
Max Black: Yes, what is it?

382
00:12:36,867 --> 00:12:38,100
Caroline Channing: Do you have something?
to change?

383
00:12:38,367 --> 00:12:39,133
Max Black: Sure.

384
00:12:39,167 --> 00:12:40,967
I mean, why, God, why.

385
00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:42,933
Guitarist: And everyone...

386
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:46,433
Max and Caroline Channing:
Knock, knock, knock on
heaven's door.

387
00:12:46,467 --> 00:12:48,033
Max Black: Ten, ten, ten,
ten.

388
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:49,633
Heaven's door...

389
00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:52,033
Caroline Channing: We are
almost sold out.

390
00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:53,567
I need more cupcakes
the kitchen.

391
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,000
Max Black: Okay, fine, I'm coming
pure.

392
00:12:55,267 --> 00:12:56,200
Earl?

393
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:57,367
Earl: Yeah.

394
00:12:57,900 --> 00:12:58,967
Max Black: Same share as
before.

395
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,967
Thirty cents each
dollars raised.

396
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:02,833
Earl: What a waste.

397
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:06,167
Do you know how many mice we have with us?
Could earn weed?

398
00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:08,167
Max Black: You want to come
get in?

399
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,200
Equal share.

400
00:13:09,233 --> 00:13:10,700
[laughter]

401
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:13,333
Han Lee: Oh, man,

402
00:13:13,367 --> 00:13:15,967
I preferred the rat pupu
than the hippie patchoulia.

403
00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:18,067
Caroline Channing: Han, shh.

404
00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:20,533
The people out there
mourn. Show more
Respect.

405
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,467
Han Lee: Me? I should do more
Show respect?

406
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:23,800
What will you do next?

407
00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:25,600
Your cupcakes in the
Diabetes department

408
00:13:25,633 --> 00:13:27,033
offer in the hospital?

409
00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:29,567
Caroline Channing: Doubt
not my sincerity.

410
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,233
I personally have one
urinating bum -

411
00:13:31,267 --> 00:13:32,267
chased away from the shrine.

412
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,100
Twice!

413
00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:34,300
[laughter]

414
00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:36,800
Han Lee: I don't care what
I on the 27th at 4:15 p.m. -

415
00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:37,833
maybe I said.

416
00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:40,167
Your business is booming, so do it
I rent.

417
00:13:40,533 --> 00:13:41,667
Caroline Channing: None
Chance, Han.

418
00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:43,100
The guy could have scratched everywhere
can,

419
00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:44,000
but God wanted

420
00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:45,367
that he was outside our window
scraped off.

421
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,200
It was a gift.

422
00:13:46,567 --> 00:13:48,567
And yes, take this gift
us on.

423
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,767
Because you only live once.

424
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:50,800
YOLO!

425
00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:53,200
Han Lee: No YOLO.

426
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,667
You are GOMO. You are
Godless monsters.

427
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:58,567
Why aren't you selling any yet?
GOMO t-shirts?

428
00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:00,967
Caroline Channing: Han, like
can you dare?

429
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,833
We just stand
comfort food available,

430
00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:04,300
for people who need comfort.

431
00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:05,967
And I really want to
supplement,

432
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,700
that we have the highest
Do respect.

433
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:09,767
Max Black: Knock, knock,
knocking...

434
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,667
at the cupcake shop door...

435
00:14:12,367 --> 00:14:13,867
Han Lee: That's it, yours
Business is booming.

436
00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:15,533
I want rent. Two hundred.

437
00:14:16,033 --> 00:14:16,867
Max Black: Annually?

438
00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:18,867
Han Lee: Monthly.

439
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,333
This is for this one
beautiful room
Bargain.

440
00:14:20,633 --> 00:14:21,967
Caroline Channing: This room
is just beautiful,

441
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,267
because we see him beautifully
have made.

442
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,567
Max Black: Yeah, show him those
Bite marks.

443
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:25,867
Caroline Channing: Max, no,
I'd rather not.

444
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,067
Han Lee: You pay me 200
dollars per month.

445
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,867
And there's nothing stopping me
to dissuade you from doing so.

446
00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:30,833
Max Black: Show him these
Bite marks!

447
00:14:30,867 --> 00:14:31,667
Caroline Channing: All right.

448
00:14:32,533 --> 00:14:34,000
[laughter]

449
00:14:34,033 --> 00:14:34,967
Han Lee: On the butt?

450
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,533
Okay, 195.

451
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:38,333
Caroline Channing: No rent,
Han.

452
00:14:38,367 --> 00:14:40,067
That was the deal we
have made.

453
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,167
Han Lee: That's nothing
personal,

454
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,267
that's bus-i-ness.

455
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,033
I want a piece of fat
Cake.

456
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:46,200
Max Black: Show him these
front bite marks.

457
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:46,800
Han Lee: No,

458
00:14:46,833 --> 00:14:47,833
that's too personal.

459
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,933
Max Black: Sorry about that
you had to do that.

460
00:14:51,967 --> 00:14:53,033
Caroline Channing: Yes, me too.

461
00:14:53,067 --> 00:14:53,967
Max Black: That heals well.

462
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,133
Caroline Channing: Stop it
lie.

463
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,333
[music]

464
00:14:58,533 --> 00:14:59,467
Caroline Channing: Yes it is
nice of us,

465
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:00,900
that we send our flowers
lay others.

466
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:02,033
That shows respect.

467
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:03,700
Max Black: Don't pretend
if you hadn't stolen them.

468
00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:04,800
[Laughter]

469
00:15:04,833 --> 00:15:06,500
Caroline Channing: Oh, Max, just
the thought counts.

470
00:15:06,533 --> 00:15:09,300
And it was cheaper to get them out
To steal from someone else's garden.

471
00:15:10,567 --> 00:15:12,567
Wait, where is the shrine?

472
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:14,400
Look at this.

473
00:15:14,433 --> 00:15:16,200
Han has it in front of his diner
constructed.

474
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,667
This naughty charlatan.

475
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,867
Max Black: Whatever that
means.

476
00:15:22,367 --> 00:15:23,367
[music]

477
00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:29,167
[Singing "Knocking on heaven's
door"]

478
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,133
Earl: Can you believe that?
Girls.

479
00:15:31,167 --> 00:15:33,167
He enriches himself from the death of one
people.

480
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,500
And that without us.

481
00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:35,600
[laughter]

482
00:15:35,633 --> 00:15:37,800
Han Lee: To his credit
we're serving tonight -

483
00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,100
Chicken eggs Roland.

484
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:42,033
With a mourning discount of
only 8.95.

485
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:45,333
Earl: Little Hans probably did
switched to the dark side.

486
00:15:45,367 --> 00:15:46,367
[laughter]

487
00:15:46,633 --> 00:15:48,433
Han Lee: I have one too
Rockstar pudding.

488
00:15:49,167 --> 00:15:50,733
[music]

489
00:15:51,967 --> 00:15:53,100
Caroline Channing: No, none
Chance.

490
00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:54,600
Max, this is our shrine.

491
00:15:54,633 --> 00:15:55,767
Grab a handful of bears.

492
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:56,900
[laughter]

493
00:15:56,933 --> 00:15:59,100
Max Black: We're building it
Death shrine back with us?

494
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,300
Wait, I'll light a candle for
my dignity.

495
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:02,567
She just died too.

496
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,933
[laughter]

497
00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:04,433
Caroline Channing: Max,

498
00:16:05,367 --> 00:16:06,167
do you want to be successful,
or not?

499
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,200
Because if you want it,

500
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,167
then grab one of these
poems,

501
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,133
that not a single rule of the
poetry follows,

502
00:16:11,633 --> 00:16:13,800
and put it back to the
Cupcake window.

503
00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:15,967
Because this is our death.

504
00:16:17,533 --> 00:16:19,533
Max Black: Caroline, maybe
are you a bit harsh.

505
00:16:19,867 --> 00:16:22,333
Love, Klaus."

506
00:16:22,933 --> 00:16:23,933
That's terrific.

507
00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:24,967
[laughter]

508
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:25,467
Caroline Channing: Oops,

509
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:26,400
fallen candle.

510
00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:27,600
Oh, mini fire.

511
00:16:27,633 --> 00:16:28,467
[laughter]

512
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,400
Mini fire. Now mine is burning
Shoe.

513
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,167
If I can't handle this,

514
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,533
this will also be my funeral service.

515
00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:34,567
[laughter]

516
00:16:35,867 --> 00:16:37,067
Han Lee: Hey, look!

517
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:39,633
These girls are wreaking havoc
Shrine of a dead man!

518
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,867
Max Black: Look, one
Cockroach crawls out of the diner.

519
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:42,967
Crush them.

520
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,033
Han Lee: Look, hippies
see.

521
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:46,467
Put the bong away and watch.

522
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,200
They move the place where
a man died -

523
00:16:48,233 --> 00:16:50,033
to their financial advantage.

524
00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:52,500
Hippie: Hey, that's so uncool,
Man.

525
00:16:52,967 --> 00:16:54,300
Not cool.

526
00:16:54,567 --> 00:16:55,633
Caroline Channing: He is the one
uncool.

527
00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:56,933
Max Black: Yeah, look at him.

528
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:01,600
Caroline Channing: Roland Glass.

529
00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:03,233
Died a tragic death.

530
00:17:03,267 --> 00:17:05,500
Before our magical
Cupcake window.

531
00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:06,833
You see - tragic, magical.

532
00:17:06,867 --> 00:17:08,267
The rhyme was just sudden
in my head.

533
00:17:09,367 --> 00:17:11,533
Hey, hi.

534
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:12,867
He knows it.

535
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:14,800
I forbade him to go there
Shrine to urinate.

536
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,267
When he was still over there.

537
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,167
Am I not right?

538
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,867
Homeless Man: Yes, that's it
Bitch.

539
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:20,967
Caroline Channing: Exactly.
I'm the bitch.

540
00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:24,267
Hippie: That's not cool,
Dude. Come on, let's take him away.

541
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:28,267
Han Lee: Stop.

542
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:29,600
This is my wallet.

543
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:31,033
[screams]

544
00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:32,267
This is not my wallet.

545
00:17:33,033 --> 00:17:35,567
Max Black: Stop it. End
now.

546
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,567
Hippies from all countries. Stop it.

547
00:17:39,067 --> 00:17:40,100
Put him down.

548
00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:42,467
He's cool. Despite the head
and the clothing.

549
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,433
[laughter]

550
00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:45,967
Now be honest.

551
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,500
Do we want success so badly?
have,

552
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,867
that we even sacrifice Han for it
would?

553
00:17:51,433 --> 00:17:52,700
Caroline Channing: I'm thinking.

554
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,033
Max Black: Caroline.

555
00:17:54,067 --> 00:17:54,500
Caroline Channing: Max.

556
00:17:55,067 --> 00:17:57,500
I have to think.

557
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:02,067
[music]

558
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:04,900
Well, nobody knock-knock-knocks
now at our door.

559
00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:08,533
It wasn't that dead out there
times when the dead man was lying around.

560
00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:09,933
[laughter]

561
00:18:09,967 --> 00:18:11,567
Max Black: I still think so
of our behavior today
after.

562
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:13,533
How could we have Han?
let live?

563
00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:15,267
[laughter]

564
00:18:15,467 --> 00:18:19,600
Han Lee: Hello, I have here
some rock star pudding.

565
00:18:19,633 --> 00:18:20,700
To say thank you.

566
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:21,900
Max Black: Ah, rock star pudding.

567
00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:22,767
What's in there?

568
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:23,500
Pills?

569
00:18:23,533 --> 00:18:24,733
Shattered dreams?

570
00:18:24,767 --> 00:18:26,233
Tear-soaked underwear?

571
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000
Han Lee: Caroline.

572
00:18:29,467 --> 00:18:30,133
Caroline Channing: I'm not

573
00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:31,133
as easy to get around as she is.

574
00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:32,433
Max Black: Said every girl
with me -

575
00:18:32,467 --> 00:18:33,467
in seventh grade.

576
00:18:34,867 --> 00:18:36,267
Han Lee: Well, I got me
mistaken.

577
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:37,300
Caroline Channing: No, Han.

578
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:38,233
I was wrong.

579
00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:39,300
We should pay rent.

580
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,167
Han Lee: I haven't
not the rent.

581
00:18:41,867 --> 00:18:43,700
Caroline Channing: Rent whoever
talking about rent?

582
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,100
Han Lee: Well, when I said
it's not personal -

583
00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:48,100
it's bus-i-ness.

584
00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:49,767
After Max saves me from it
has,

585
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,133
from the grumbling of the hippies
to be torn apart.

586
00:18:52,767 --> 00:18:54,200
I realized

587
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:57,633
The majority is with us
personal and a small part
Bus-i-ness.

588
00:18:57,667 --> 00:18:59,033
Max Black: A small part
Business.

589
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:00,700
What else should you have?

590
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:03,800
Caroline Channing: Max, be
not always so hard on Han.

591
00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:05,533
At least he gives us the space
for free.

592
00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:07,067
Han Lee: Nobody said

593
00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:10,800
I have a number in mind that...
I think it's fair.

594
00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:12,400
Two hundred and fifty thousand
dollars.

595
00:19:12,433 --> 00:19:13,667
Max Black: Sounds very fair
on.

596
00:19:14,433 --> 00:19:15,433
Han Lee: I think that was yours

597
00:19:15,467 --> 00:19:17,533
original goal for the
Cupcake shop.

598
00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:19,767
So if you have this goal
have achieved,

599
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,200
let's talk about rent.

600
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,333
Max Black: Han, that's so sweet.

601
00:19:24,367 --> 00:19:26,000
I'll stop myself too
mention,

602
00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:27,933
that they are just “hard” and
"Han" said.

603
00:19:29,033 --> 00:19:29,800
Caroline Channing: Completely
honestly, Han.

604
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:31,867
That's so... So generous.

605
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:34,100
But I don't know if we can
can accept.

606
00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:36,100
How about you join us?
Join partner?

607
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,467
Han Lee: I'm waiting for them
Rent.

608
00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:39,333
We're good friends after all.

609
00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:43,133
[cheers from spectators]

610
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,000
Max Black: Two women want
have him as a partner -

611
00:19:45,033 --> 00:19:46,667
and he rejects it.

612
00:19:47,233 --> 00:19:48,000
[SMS tone]

613
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,167
Caroline Channing: Max,
Google Alert.

614
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,367
Max Black: Oprah pulls a punch?

615
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,467
[laughter]

616
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:54,667
Caroline Channing: Max, leave
the nonsense.

617
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,300
That will never happen.

618
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:57,800
Max Black: Not with that one
Setting.

619
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:01,433
Caroline Channing: It says here
according to the autopsy is Roland Glass,

620
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,367
at one of Max's homemade ones
Cupcakes smothered.

621
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,667
This is a disaster.

622
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:07,333
Max Black: Hey, where's yours
enthusiasm remained,

623
00:20:07,367 --> 00:20:10,300
Heidi Klum? Our business is
the screamer.

624
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,033
And it's just a question of
time,

625
00:20:12,067 --> 00:20:13,400
Lots of hipsters up to here
stand,

626
00:20:13,433 --> 00:20:14,500
who say -

627
00:20:14,533 --> 00:20:16,667
killed the guy.

628
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:19,233
Open the window. We are
back again, pee.

629
00:20:20,933 --> 00:20:21,900
Caroline Channing: Let's hope so
now on it,

630
00:20:21,933 --> 00:20:23,300
that there is always someone here
scraped off?

631
00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:24,700
I mean, I'm an optimist,

632
00:20:24,733 --> 00:20:26,267
but that would be too much of a pony farm.

633
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:27,633
Max Black: We have to
not at all.

634
00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:29,300
That's what's great about it
this window.

635
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:30,633
You never know what will happen.

636
00:20:30,667 --> 00:20:31,567
Caroline Channing: Right.

637
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:32,900
We don't even have to be lucky
hunt.

638
00:20:32,933 --> 00:20:34,600
We'll just stay here
Window...

639
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,533
and wait for luck to come
comes to us.

640
00:20:37,133 --> 00:20:40,400
Max, I have such a good one
feeling about all of this
possibilities.

641
00:20:40,433 --> 00:20:42,967
Maybe his will appear
black American Express card
on.

642
00:20:48,067 --> 00:20:49,667
Max, is that...

643
00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:52,967
[laughter]

644
00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:55,900
Max Black: Or ours will appear
homeless friend on...

645
00:20:55,933 --> 00:20:56,767
and pees on you.

646
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:57,833
[screams]

647
00:20:57,867 --> 00:21:04,300
[music]